bum

A cat who can't play no ball!

Unathletic. No talent having mofo.

Don't pick that cat! That dude a bum!!

Buddy Fucker

Also known as Blue Falcon in military slang.

"Someone pissed all over the stall and the walls, and now I've gotta clean it up! Bunch of Blue Falcons around here!"

sephrenx

An elite character who lurks in the backgrounds

Look that guy is sephrenx

bungler

A clumsy, uncoordinated dumbass who can't do ANYTHING right. The equivalent of a fuck-up.

Urkel is an example of a bungler, tripping over everything, before he became Stefan and shit.

whore stick

reggis cock

reggie stuck his whore stick in the bitch

slob knob

giving head

penis in the mouth

Karel

Long haired, hippie commy man with heart o' gold.

"It's not the size, I mean the size is nice and everything, but the form!"