face having

used in sessions where two or more people are engaged in a competition of name calling

You pumpernickle-neck oily-pimple-face having bastard

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THICKOMETER

A thickometer would be an imaginary scale used to gauge the thickness of a big booty honey. Thickness in the thighs, hips, and ass and such. Different scales apply to each woman, so use proportionately. If she's nice and thick (like say, Trina) she gets a high score on the thickometer. Others who don't quite have as much in the trunk obviously will score a little lower. Fat girls need not apply!

"Damn! Ki Toy Johnson (from Outkast's video) has so much ass that she almost breaks the thickometer!

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yoke

A thunderous dunk. Dunking a basketball with force.

"Ben Wallace caught a yoke off the rim!"

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thoat

Ebonics version of throat. Ghetto word for throat.

"Damn, man. My thoat hurt! Gimme a cough drop!

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sexy

Hugh Spence

Look at hugh spence, he is sexy

Look at hugh spence, he is sexy

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bum

A cat who can't play no ball!

Unathletic. No talent having mofo.

Don't pick that cat! That dude a bum!!

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Buddy Fucker

Also known as Blue Falcon in military slang.

"Someone pissed all over the stall and the walls, and now I've gotta clean it up! Bunch of Blue Falcons around here!"

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