have you seen my turkey?

v. To pull out your cock in public and wave it at people asking "have you seen my turkey?", gobble, gobble, gobble.

Try pulling out your dick and public and wave it around and say "gobble, gobble, gobble"

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Blue-Balls

Two hours of dry fucking and no cumming = Blue balls

"Yo, i've gotta get going home now, cause i've gotta jerk-it"

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AFD

Ass For Days

"Damn son, that bitch has got AFD!!"

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Rice

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it going faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

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Rice

Import car owners who add a 2 foot spoiler, a one inch ground clearance kit, a large tin can to the exhaust (which sounds like a go-cart) system and place chinese and japenese characters all over the car hoping it will travel faster. They think they have race cars. Very often found around chinese food places. Despite what may be thought, the only threat is their driving skill on the road and trying to navigate around them. Also believed to race sometimes, but never winning, even to a 1981 dodge omni

"hey ming-mong, my yerrow stickels can take his olange paint in a lace anyday, now let's go for some sushi and kaleoki"

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cock gobbler

n. a person or sheep, that gobbles down cock

also see have you seen my turkey?

Gobble, gobble, gobble

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Word Burglar

Peoples whom burgle words

"I'm the word burgler, i burgle words"

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