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Tuesday is the day I put cheerios up my bum
Crackhead chris: I am going to put cheerios up my bum on Tuesday
Tweaky Tyler: why
Crackhead Christopher the Third: Cheerio tuesdays innit
Tweaky Tyler: fairs
Often mistaken for originating in the bladder, piss is actually the result of unwanted joose and bad stuff coming out of your blood and fingers, it collects in the nutsack and then it can be squeezed out through the dong
After a good squeeze, my nuts have been completely drained of all ballsack joose
a proper shithole in the south of England full to the brim of inbreds and chavs. if you want to be harassed in the street of possibly stabbed the best times are between 8am 4am. it is thought in the surrounding area some kind of radioactive apes moved there because of a source of fresh water before the entire area was infested with what we now know are corsham's residents
wow fuck i only committed 6 murders don't you think a week in corsham is a bit harsh
The high street is the most popular area and you'll find many specimens here! You want morbid childhood obesity? No problem! Looking for a mum of 5 in her mid 30s whose only form of discipline is a backhand? We've got you sorted! It used to be somewhat respectable, but has declined after woolworths closed in 2009. Since then its become the most degenerate area in England, with every kind of sin and/or debauchery just a few steps away! Nearby Monkton Park holds the record for the most stabbings anywhere on earth and that new car park nobody asked for is a better crack house than actual car park.
The secondary schools are the next most notorious areas! If you're looking at the prison that is Abbeyfield or the loosely respectable Hardenhuish/Sheldon Freaky Friday situation, you're sure to see something obscene or horrifying!
Pretty much everything outside the town centre and industrial estates are houses, but there is a definite divide. If you want to live long enough to leave Chippenham, its best you avoid places like sheldon road and redlands, and by absolutely no means should you visit hill rise after dark! Who knows where your body will be found!
In short, come armed and if you're considering visiting, just remember the most exciting place in town is the big b&m
"I would rather be dissected alive and have my body used like the US Government used poor communities in the 60s than stay here" - a lifelong resident of Chippenham
A thick, long, snaking shit. Often finds its way halfway up the ubend and can possibly find its way to your bed in the middle of the night
I was watching Harry Potter last night and the basilisk looked like the brown serpent I dropped right before it! JK Rowling was so impressed when I showed her she blocked me!
The town of trowbridge is a right shithole. gangs of 14 year olds smoking crushed up dandelions thinking its weed next to all the fucking nutters in the derelict town centre probably on pcp or meth if they arent in spoons. And god help you if your in sainsburys its full of specimens and posh twats with screaming kiddies. You can see the potential for something nice to be built behind the husks of old buildings because theres miles of derelict fields and shit next door to the train station (also fucking shite and barely operational). Even the industrial estates look like shit with barbed wire fences and rubble everywhere fucking bomb sites the lot of it
Reggie: I took a wrong turn on the way to sainsburys from work and ended up in the Warsaw ghetto
Beefy Bazza: trowvegas innit matey shudve gon clubbin no I a rite good fella get you in noice and safe loik no needuls in your shooz for wunce
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When you have worms in your ass cheeks. Alternatively, your ass crack or hole
I have ass worms and they itch like a motherfucker