alcestis

Alcestis is a 25 year old CypriatGreek/Greek girl who is still in her adolescence. After dating her a few weeks you will find out that her real name is actually spelt Alkistis and she doesn't like that version of the name.

If you are familiar with the urban dictionary definitions of both these names then you will know that neither spellings of these names have a good reputation. In effect to hide her identity an Alkistis will ask you to call her Anya. In inverted commas; this is supposedly easier for us to pronounce. We all know that's not true; she just wants to market herself as Anya, who is known to be sweet and beautiful.
Again; dont be fooled by the mythological meaning of the name; to an inexperienced lover an Alkistis could feel like true love and that is how they get you. Alkistises are half cold, unfeeling beings with half equally cold and equally unfeeling again beings. (I dont dare call one an human.)

Alkistis: Hi, my name is Anya!! (she walks away)
Player 1: Damn, she has beautiful eyes. (Meaning bum and rack.)
Player 2: That is an Alkistis (alcestis) mate, really not worth the trouble, she wont even let you go bareback on her.

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Murat

A Murat is a sensitive magical creature, witty and very giving. If you happen to stumble upon such a peculiar creature, you're in for a treat (especially if they're a middle child). They'll introduce you to a world of their own and may even be able to transfer some of their radiance onto you (don't be surprised if you suddenly get asked for ID, since you'd start looking younger).
However, a word of caution: these creatures tend to get surprisingly irrational and jealous at times, which can result to some unreasonable behaviour. Consequently, founded on reasons that may be valid or not, they can suddenly go MIA.

Girl 1: Oh look, there's a Murat
Girl 2: Quick, catch it, before it flies away

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