ringsting

stinging sensation around the a-hole caused by spicy food eaten the night before, or on occasion a particularly violent and sharp turd that when released feels like your ass is being ripped

Sweet jesus, that harsh vindaloo last night has given me a right proper case of ringsting

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Rad

When at primary school, a poor lad had exczema on his hands and the initials of his name spelt Rad.For some reason when wither myself of siblings have a mild case of skin irritation, this is referred to as rad, or raddigans.

Rank, what is that flaky ming on your face?
Oh, its just mild case of rad

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