Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

Szturmonomics

An unfair and greedy practice between family members that go into busy with each other. Usually between immigrants of Poland and Russia, that have just arrive to their new country and don’t speak the language. One member speaks the language fluently and the other couldn’t spell dog or add 1+1. Therefore taking a ridiculous financial cut knowing that the other couldn’t or wouldn’t be able to dispute it.

Look father, this is how it’s done in the

United States. You don’t speak English and I do. Basic Szturmonomics says that I’m entitled to 30% of everything you make because you have no idea what I or the client is saying.

Sky Cunt

A nickname used by atheist, agnostics and pissed off people in general to refer to the “Man Upstairs”. Mostly used when annoyed or during fits of rage.

“Are you’re telling me I have herpes? Thanks a lot Sky Cunt!!”