Dirty Kismet

A whore woman of whom will always believe it’s ‘fate’ that she met you. Has had at least 30 sexual partners due to this logic.

“I just slept with a girl last night bro, she was really hot! I honestly think it’s fate that we met last night.”
“Did she tell you that”
“Yeah”
“Damn bro, she just sounds like a Dirty Kismet. You should probably get yourself an STD test.”