A container of french fries that have a streak of cum on one side of it.
You're telling me you've never heard of Alabama poutine?
When you some brand new, hotly salted, perfectly cooked french fries with a little bit of Cum on them.
"If only 3 of the fries had my cum on them and the other 80 don't, I could eat around them"
"Wait, Wait, Wait, your telling my you've never heard of Alabama Poutine before?"