Disrealistic

The mostest best word for describing something that is not believable to a reasonable person.
This word is generally used by the elite to show they have the education and wherewithal to use a word of such goodatude among the lower class to show they can relate to them.

My dad says it's disrealistic to think that I will ever amount to anything.

Lawn Inhaler

When a group of disgruntled losers toss inhalers onto an obviously innocent citizens lawn to give this angel of humanity the idea that they may not survive the day.

Why don't we do a lawn inhaler on Mr. Withers to teach him a lesson. That old do-gooder geezer deserves it.