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(noun) (plural = gentlemen) A primitive form of man, more evolved than Neanderthal or Cro-Magnon but too naive to survive in modern times.
Gentlemen were mostly wiped out by feminism in the 1980s and 1990s and replaced by modern man. The inherent weakness of gentlemen was their failure to recognise women as competition. They therefore wasted significant amounts of energy pandering to the female sex and were exploited at every opportunity by the latter.
She says âyouâre such a gentlemanâ
She thinks âyou doormat; I wonder how much free food, alcohol and entertainment I can get out of youâ
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A female human that can actually be trusted to tell you the truth! This usually results from a freak head-injury or an extremely rare genetic anomaly. In the highly unlikely event you ever find one, do your best to keep her because she is rarer than the four-leafed clover and even more valuable than a four-bedroom house in London!
The last girl I slept with told me she was an honest woman because she was thinking of dumping her boyfriend anyway.
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(noun) A cavalry recruit who is unable to self-administer and would be a liability if ever placed in the field of battle. Synonymous with Sandbag.
Look at that muppet. He is just another panthalon.
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