Hollywood Weather

Noun, used to describe weather that looks nice on screen but is shitty when you go outside
E.g when the sky is blue and the sun shines but it's very cold

Person 1: "hey wanna go outside for a walk? Look how nice the weather's today."

Person 2: "That's Hollywood weather. I already went outside and its super cold."

imaginary friend

An imaginary friend is a friend that only you can see and talk to.

Imaginary friends can have many diffrent ages and nationalitys

I have one brazilian, 3 mexican and 1 chilean imaginary friends

bueno

Mexican way of answering the phone

*Phone ringing*

Person:"Bueno. .."

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tofu gang

Slang term used for gangs that originate in East Asia or that have east Asian members.

A member is called Tofu gangster.

Person 1: " You heard of the robbery and the shootout on Pico Blv last night?"

Person 2:" yeah sure. My girlfriend was there. She said it was the Tofu gang."

California weather

Noun, used to describe perfect weather when it's sunny, hot and the sky's blue.
Most common in summer but can happen year-round.

Named after the state that's famous for it's nice weather and climate.

Person 1 :" Hey you wanna go swimming with me?"

Person 2: " sure! There's nothing better you can do when you've got California weather."

schroedingers restaurant

A restaurant that exists but you don't find the adress . So it both exists and doesn't exist at the same time.

Person 1: " hey how was it at the restaurant you wanted to check out last week?"

Person 2: "oh my. We walked around town for hours but couldn't find it although we had the adress."

Person 1: " seems like a Schroedingers restaurant. "

Bossa Nova

Type of music that was invented by Tom Jobim in Brasil.

Imagine lying on the beach under a palm tree in Rio with your eyes closed and your feet stucking in the warm sand while you feel the warm sun on your skin, ocaisinaly sipping on your cold mojito while listening to smooth guitar music and the soft voice of a woman grieving about life.

This is bossa nova.

Bossa Nova

Mira que cosa mas linda, mas llena de gracia
Es esa muchacha, que viene y que pasa
Con su balanceo, camino del mar
Niña de cuerpo dorado, del sol de Ipanema
Con su balanceo, es todo un poema
La chica mas linda que he visto pasar

- La garota de ipanema ( Tom Jobim) , spanish version