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The feeling a matchmaker or yenta gets when she spots a potential match. It's her love radar kicking into action.
"OMG you'd be perfect for Jake! Why didn't I think of that before? My yentenna are working overtime now!"
"Now you've got my yentenna up and twitching. I could totally set you up with Jessica. You're both Giants fans and you like dogs! Yay wedding bells"
What some men may be seeking immediately following a horrible divorce. They aren't ready to be in a regular, stable relationship. They want to lock someone, ANYONE down fast to fix their broken heart. It's a precarious situation for any woman thinking of dating them. Run. Run fast. FLEE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU, WOMEN!
"Girl, he's not emotionally stable enough to be in a relationship. What that guy wants is a WIFERAFT.
A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."
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A man who has lost his sense of masculinity and manliness to such a degree that he wouldn't survive without the security and basic resources that society provides. He's much like the panda in the zoo who is entirely dependent upon zookeepers for bamboo and protection from predators. Often the end result of extreme metrosexuality.
"Roger is a total panda. Whenever a lightbulb burns out, he has to pay someone to fix it."
"Jim walked me home last night but I felt like I was protecting him. He's such a panda."