Burpfume

The sweet wafting aroma that lingers after an epic burp.

After I eat a chilli dog, I don't need any cologne. My burpfume does just fine.

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Tongue Boarding

A form of kissing torture where in place of water, the tongue is used to deprive the recipients oxygen and create the sensation of drowning in tongue.

I was just trying to be nice so I let him kiss me, little did I know I needed to take a deep breath to make it through a session of tongue boarding!