Woke Capitalism

An arrogant, pretentious and self-righteous approach to critical social issues that immediately vaporizes when doing so conflicts with your financial interests.

"Yes, we all do have freedom of speech, but at times there are negative financial ramifications that can happen when you're not thinking about other people’s wallets and you're only thinking about yourself."

“Yah, that dude wasn't edumacated on the situation at hand and it cost me some serious bank.”
“He apparently didn’t get the memo on woke capitalism.”

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Post Woke

A level of maturity that keeps people from indulging in the reckless emotionalism, self-pity and murderous resentment inherent in Wokeness.

(C) “Wokeness allows me to blame others for my shortcomings and mistakes so nothing is my fault!”

(A) “How is that working for you?”
(C) “No so good. Maybe I’ll try Post Wokeness.”

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