matchel

A man satchel or man purse.

Dude 1, "Whoa, nice matchel!"

Dude 2, "Thanks. And no, I won't smuggle that candy into the theater for you."

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not dog

Any of several vegetarian hot dog substitutes, including: tofu, textured vegetable protein and others.

Dude 1, "Throw another not dog on the grill for me, will ya?"
Dude 2, "Well, at least it aint lips and assholes!"

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