Brandon Hagen

A very smelly individual. Known for there snazzy sweaters and classy kicks, these little critters are rare. Hard to find, unless you know where to look. They lurk in only the edgiest of locations, many of which you probably have never heard of, such as a wavves concert or a poetry reading.

ordinary chump 1#: "did you see that brandon hagen guy?"
ordinary chump 2#: "barely, that guy was so edgy I almost cut myself."

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