Penis

It is the scoop, or the the word of the day, typically said before crashing a motor bike.

"Hey, what's the scoop?"
"Penis"

Good Shitposting

The act of creating a comedic video or picture relating to a specific topic so effectively, that people who know little to nothing about said topic will still find the video or picture to be comedic.

Bill: Hey, Frank, look at this shitpost I found for FlingSmash!

Frank: I haven't even played FlingSmash and it looks hilarious! This is good shitposting.

Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”