Oosa

Oosa
A commonly misunderstood elegant way to pronounce USA

Because the only three widespread ways to say my country's name are seriously flawed and make me feel even more like a degenerate than I already did:

Saying America is: "A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason."
Saying out each letter of U.S.A. (You Ess Ayy) is not fluid or satisfying .
Saying United States of America takes a decade.

Basically anyone: "What country are you from?"

Me: "Oosa"

Basically anyone: "Wtf is Oosa. Sounds pretty nice doe"

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Usa

Because almost every other country has a way to write their countries name in one word with only the first letter capitalized like any other proper noun.

America is a sad excuse of a name for USA considering America is "A country that claims the name of an entire continent to itself alone for no compelling reason. "

Literally anyone: "Dude this website is about jokes, why tf are you posting an essay about your thoughts on how to capitalize Usa here? Grow up."

me: surprised pikachu face

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