blumpo

When you recieve oral pleasure while defecating on the toilet.

I went to the bathroom and got a blumpo from a random person.

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free lunch

The act of ejaculating into a sleeping homeless hoe's mouth, giving her the protien and salts she so desperatly needs.

I saw this bum in the alley, and I gave her some free lunch.

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big fred

When you can't tell if one of your homies is gay or not. You always wonder if he is hitting on you or just screwing around.

Dude, I can't tell. Lately he's been seeming like a big fred.

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