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He's got weed legs, I bet he smokes a hell-ov-alot of trees.
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having sex with a girl and ramming it in her ear.
Woman: IIIII u just poked it in my ear.
Dude: I know, it was tight. Its called ear sex.
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girlfriend: May I please fart in your mouth.
dude: Well I guess so, since it's from a women.
squirt!!!
dude: It was nasty you squirted in my eye.
girlfriend: Whats a squirt? Shit? Im so sorry that I just shit in your eye.
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