Freedumb

A totally nonsensical and asinine belief (of many Americans) that freedom means you can literally do anything you want, including violating other peoples' rights.

I have the freedumb to give you a disease!

I have the freedumb to kill you!

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Polititard

A polititard is someone who brings politics up in every situation, including situations where it doesn't even make any sense and/or situations where people don't want to talk about politics. Polititards are super annoying and cringy. Polititards have multiplied exponentially in the age of social media. Polititards are hypocrites as well: it's not okay to bring up politics unless it's politics that the polititard agrees with. In reality, most people just want to live their lives and don't give a shit about politics at all.

The polititard managed to bring up politics when we were talking about fantasy football

I just wanted to have a nice thanksgiving, but my polititard uncle wouldn't shut up about politics