Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.

"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."

Vodka Fever

Much like "Jungle Fever", Vodka Fever refers to a sexual attraction specifically to Russians.

"Man, she has amazing грудь!"
"Careful, your Vodka Fever is showing."

TJ

Note: TJ (capitalized) not tj (not capitalized)

Earliest historians figure that TJ means:
Tubular
Jugular

The exact meaning of TJ is not known except that it was the name of the ancient greek god of "Always listening to his iPod and occasionally zapping mortals with his unbearably good looks".

A "TJ" sort of person usually has ridiculously good hair and a natural ability to air guitar.
A "Not-TJ" sort of person usually finds themselves walking into walls and taking long stoner drives before realizing their car isn't moving whatsoever and is still parked in the driveway.

To "Pull a TJ" means to perform a feat of unsurpassable awesomeness.

Example:
Dumb Girl - "Hey is that TJ over there? He looks like a pirate."
Smart Girl - "No, that's a TJ-wanna-be. TJ is over there."
Dumb Girl - "Where? Behind that glorious beautiful shining light of pure awesomeness?"
Smart girl - "No, that light is the sun shining off of his perfectly-maintained long flowing hair."

Example 2
Chuck Norris - "Did you see what I just did?"
Mortal - "Are you talking to me?"
Chuck Norris - "I was surrounded by 200 killer robots with death rays and I managed to pull a TJ"
Mortal - "... please don't kill me."
Chuck Norris - "I guess I won't have to deal with those robots anymore.

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Critler

The act of scoring a critical hit upon Hitler using a bomb.

In times of extreme bowel urgency one might find a pressing need to "critler" and relieve the pressure that comes before critting Hitler. One word can express this urgency accurately.

Q: "Dude where are you going?" A: "Critler."

*Flush* "Ahhh... Critler accomplished."

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