cow-irker

the people in the office who serve no function other than to get on your nerves and impede any progress

I don't understand how so many people are getting laid off. All that's left now are the cow-irkers.

gayrisma

the phenomenon by which gay men are attracted to a woman and instantly claim her as a new BFF.

"Mom, do all the drag queens go to your work or something? They're all waving and air-kissing you."

"I've never seen half of these bitches before. Must just be my gayrisma."