Confuckulations

A contraction of congratulations and fuck you.

A very specific version of dying inside.

It's a means, look, or an overwhelming feeling to congratulate someone's good fortune often at the cost of your misfortune. I.e. to congratulate something outwardly while internally thinking FUCK YOU!!!

The runner-up on the gameshow had a look of confuckulations on his face as he shook the winners hand.

After leaving a slot machine that cost her an entire paycheck a new player sat at her machine and hit a massive jackpot after one spin of the reels leaving her clapping and crying in a delirium of confuckulations.

princess cup

An activity of sexual(ized) fluid exchange; i.e. male or female ejaculate, urine, saliva, etc..., most often in an the setting of an orgy, wherein, one individual, most often a person who identifies as or is in fact a biologically a woman, is the receptacle, through their various orifices, of the afore mentioned fluid(s).

Synonymous with Prince('s) cup except for the recipient being, or identifying as male.

See also: princess bowl where more solid matter is exchanged.

I watched this heinous porno with this chick got gang-banged by a string of six Shetland ponies collected their jizz and turned her calloused mouth into a filthy princess cup.

rape

verb-the catastrophic destruction of a good time usually affecting a group (i.e. when humor goes very wrong)

billy: "she was the best, i could do anything to her and she'd always beg for more! ha-ha"

jimmy(rapist): "i fucked this crazy whore who only got off if i came on the pickled fetus of her aborted daughter, or pictures of her dead mother!"

billy: "------!!!"

jimmy: "------???"

billy: "---did you really need to rape the situation?"

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