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When you get some coffee and slowly dip your cock in and out until you add your own cream.
I love my coffee the dirty terp way.
A man who has never sent a picture of his cock online.
Hey sexy send me a dick pic!
I canât hun I am a cock newbie and am small.
When you will fuck anything with a pulse, but wonât stay the night because Extra Relationship Is confusing (E R I C)
I banged 5 chicks last week but always pull a dirty Eric!!!!
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When you stick it in her ass, take it out and smash her teeth in with your cock.
Girl why you going to the dentist?
Well last night my ex came over and gave me the dirty smash!
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When your man isnât acting right and wonât run your feet so you cooking up some rice and use your toes to stir in the butter.
C didnât appreciate that her man didnât rub her pedicured feet. That night she cooked him some EmpressC ricefeet.
When you are rusty and havenât had sex in so long you bark intstead of moan.
Omg.... last night he made me rustymoan bark.
When you put a Mac and cheese in your girls vagina and cum all over it, then eat it out.
I had the best time last night. My man did a dirty Mac on me.
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