Wishy Washy

The King of muddied waters, and the master of sitting on the fence. Has the capacity to spin up so much, he'll cause a cyclone. When called out, he'll always claim to be playing devil's advocate. Usually can be found living in the north of England, and usually from the city of Hastings.

Wishy Washy: There is a law that says pigeons are not allowed within a 200 mile radius of my house

Person one: what law? Can you show me?

Wishy Washy: I'm not entertaining this. I am not a lawyer. It's just your default to ask for evidence to say "I'm right". I am the Wish Wash, prepare to be spin cycled.

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