James Charles

James Charles loves going ass out at Coachella and also adores turning straight men gæ!

James Charles is the most untrustworthy person to go out and have dinner with!
(Confirmes by Tati)

Waiter: Hello ladies what would yall like?
James: EXcuSe mE, I'm A mAN!
Waiter: Oh I'm sorry, you know all the make-
James: Ok! I'll have the ______ PLEASE
Waiter: Ok sure!
*Waiter comes with the food*
James: Thanks.
Waiter: Just doing my job.
James: Hey, I'm sorry for being so rude, wanna chill and grab a drink sometime?
Waiter: But I'm straight not gæ!?
James: Don't lie I know you want it...
Waiter: Are you trying to seduce me... AND turn me gæ!?
James: Meet you at "random bar" at 7pm sweetie...
*James leaves*
Waiter: *Uhhhhhhhh*

Waiter: No-one should be a James Charles.

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