When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.
I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.
When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.
My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.