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When the toilet water splashes on your butthole and the clench squeezes the water up your butthole.
I had a turdzilla moment and ended up with a case of sopping buns.
When you hate Bridgerton but your spouse wants to watch it with you and you can't ignore it because your brain won't let you not point out how bad it is.
My wife had control of the remote last night and totally Bridgerton Warfare-d me.
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The name you yell in the bar at the woman who's name you've forgotten but are too drunk to stop mid-greeting.
Hi, I'm Ryan. You must be Yolanda!
No, my name is Tracy.
Are you sure it's not Yolanda?
When a very hairy male gets naked so that they can masturbate.
Dammit Jerry, can't you have you liquid gorilla fun at your own home?
The point where any adventure of any kind requires lube to continue.
Ryan thought his male stripper days were over... he hit the lube limit.
The moisture that builds in the back of your throat when you image eating a food that is disgusting.
That tapioca pudding is giving me throat sweat..... Where's the puke bucket?