Pittsfield

A small "city" in Western Massachusetts that used to be a hopping blue collar place, but the biggest employer starting closing down over the past three decades and now the brainiacs have decided to ride the "art" horse to death to bring tourism, which only results in clogging of the streets with dumbasses from Florida, Jersey, Connecticut, and New York who apparently still need driving lessons or are just THAT MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE to make you late for work EVERY DAY no matter how early you leave your house. And the art is stupid.

"I'm sorry I'm late for work... had to drive through Pittsfield to get there and almost ran some freaking New Yorkers off the road in a fit of rage."

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The Pitts

Insanely glamorous family that travels all around the world spreading their hotness and procreating like jack rabbits.

-Male figure of the family is named Brad and has been known for the swooning and hot flashes of women globally for the past two decades.

-Female figure of the family is Angelina (last name is hypened "Jolie-Pitt") and has been responsible for many young pre-pubescent males to "discover" their sexuality while watching Beowulf.

-Children of the family Maddox, Pax, Zahara, and Shiloh (and soon to be one, maybe two more) are the luckiest little brats on the face of the planet and we will see them in about ten to twenty years snorting cocaine off of cocktail tables at popular Hollywood clubs whilst not wearing underpants (or pants in general).

I was going to vacation in Honolulu this year but I decided to be like the Pitts and run off to the south of France

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