Wolfdog

Essentially a sexual predator. A Wolfdog is a sneaky, inappropriate, and overly-aggressive homosexual man who specializes in preying on inebriated and confused victims at the tail end of a night of partying. Wolfdogs can usually be found in dimly lit, low traffic areas of concerts, nightclubs, and especially, festivals... typically near the restroom/port-a-potty area. The common Wolfdog is known to be on the prowl in the wee hours of the morning. Diversion with seemingly innocent conversation is a common tactic of the Wolfdog, but stay vigilant dear friends, for this is merely misdirection. The final destination is always sexual in nature. Consent means nothing to the Wolfdog. Not quite a rapist, but he has considered it. Can also be used as a verb.

"Careful on this path... this is Wolfdog territory."

"Dude, that guy we were shooting the shit with just tried to walk into the John with me."
"Woah bro. You almost got wolfdogged. Close call man."

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Wolfdogged

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Keep your eyes peeled and your wits about you boys. You don’t want to be the poor soul who gets wolfdogged out here unexpectedly.