nub a lub

When you have no hands and wanna fap so you use your nubbed arm

Damn poor guy lost his hands, bet he nub a lub

punt runt

Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.

Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.