new jersey

The worst state in the history of the US.

Another state could secede from the current US, and new jersey would still be worst.

"man dude, this place is way to underdeveloped for the amount of people"

"that's cause it's new jersey"

"oh. It's the worst state ever..."

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Arizona

where hopes and dreams go to die.

The people from arizona are just fine. even great. Arizona though, is the hell of anything good in life. Even worse than Philadelphia

Life is good, and will continue to be good, cuase you're not in Arizona anymore!

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ROFS

Abbreviation for "Roll On Floor Seizing"

A variation on ROFL (Roll On Floor Laughing)

"OMG you're so funnny"

"ROFS I know!"

"ROFS? Do you need to go to the hospital???"

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skin cup

when a male's penis and testicles are "hanging low" and cover his butt hole when he is sitting down and or scooching up in his chair.

Man I am having a low hangin' day. I've totaly got a skin cup goin' on!

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jewish sunflower

a fart

hold on... let me cut you a jewish sunflower....*farts*

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nixon

When the shaft of a male's penis adhears to his scrotum or testies via sweat or uncomfortable clothing and positioning. When when viewed from side or at a profile view, bears resemblence to former President Richard Nixon's face.

Man his classroom's way to hot. I've totaly got a nixon going on!

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tinteresting

the words "to" and "interesting" combined into one word

that girl shaved her cooch in tinteresting shapes

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