When two lovers fuck in a bath tub filled with devine lubricants.
The two lovers fucked all night long in the tub of fuck.
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The old fashion way for a girl or guy to pin their hair back.
The girl used bobbypins to pin her hair back, now she uses hair bands.
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Someone who is unaware that the paper money they're trying to pick up has been attached to a fishing line by a prankster. The prankster will tug on the fishing line whenever he/she tries to pick up the paper money.
I just money baited three people today.
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When an airplane has an exceptionally smooth landing.
Pilot: Damn I just buttered the bread on that landing.
(Pilot proceeds to give himself a pat on the back)
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