2023

A year that already sucks

2023 already sucks.

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𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿

Creepy secret alien letters. Actually, they're just extremely cryptic unicode characters that nobody's ever used.

Tyler: 𠇲𝛇𐠥𐠖𐒝𐑺𐎉𐄺𐀣ﺂ﹅ﬗ긿?
Me: WTF

╰o╰

╰o╰ is when you gotta say lol but... idk where I'm going here.

╰o╰ bro

Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

A song that my parents would sing to me when I was like 3 to get me to be quiet.

2 year old me: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

My dad: Ryan Ryan, why you crying? Ryan Ryan, sounds like you're dying. Ryan Ryan, change your butt now! Ding ding ding ding ding!

~silence~

=________=

Not what I'd call a very happy face.

Hey have you played the game fortnite yet?! Me: =________=

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

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№ Just №

A cool and fancy way of saying "No Just No".

Person 1: Hey, I know you have a fear of Rollercoasters, but I really really think you should go on this one with me!
Person 2: № Just №