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Emoticon for when you're talking about some fat guy in his car is pissed off at ya.

Bro, wtf?
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ω

Idk what it exactly is but it looks either boobs or nuts.

Hey baby, wanna see my ω?

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DOUBLE HAMMERS. IT'S DOOMSDAY BITCH

⚒ double hammer bro

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It's either half a pig nose or an eyeball.

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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult

Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"

Snaking

When somebody keeps powersliding back and forth during a race in Mario Kart DS. It gives them a boost in every powerslide and therefore you go a lot faster.

I hate it that you have to be snaking in order to stand much of a chance in the online mode of mario kart ds

single women over 40

That's an ad that I keep getting at the top of my screen.

"Search for

Single women over 40"

Me: nah I'm fine.