A man whose stories of sexual conquest are over exagerated. Having holes in the stories relating to his penis, such as a wiffleball has holes in it.
Tom's a wiffledick, he didn't even get her phone number, let alone tang her.
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A description of the effects of Ketamine. Usually used to convey a sense of unbalance or malaise.
Dude, Kevbo is feeling super wonkie. (Kevin speaking in 3rd person)
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Similar to a FUPA or Gunt, in that a large sack of fat is present in the upper genital area, however a Bumper Cunt is present only when the FUPA is shaped more like a car bumper in that it is exceptionally short from top to bottom, but very wide from buttocks to pubic area. An extereme FUPA. Similar in shape to a skin draped shelf.
Yo! That bitch ain't got no regular FUPA, shes got a fuckin' bumper cunt!
She knocked over the vase with her huge bumper cunt
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A white persons afro, perfectly embodied on the white head of late "Happy Painter" Bob Ross. (See Pic)
Bob Ross has the end all, be all of Whafros
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