hater tots

the children of the person you are trying to date that keep interfering just before the kiss happens

Knocking on the car door for the kiss goodbye and a hater tot appears with cat-like reflexes in stealth mode in camo gear to say goodbye ending the date minus the kiss.

Best friend: "How was the kiss goodnight?"
Dater: "I DON'T KNOW!!! It was interuppted by the hater tots!"

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