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An acronym for "Go Fuck Your Own Face".
My boss: You know you're 2 minutes late right?
Me: It's snowing and the roads were a mess
My Boss: I don't care that's not an excuse
Me: GFYOF
An insult for someone of lacking intelligence or who generally has simple concepts go over their head. The connection being that like a baby being delivered feet first, their brain isnt getting enough oxygen.
I told my neighbor that huffing spray paint is bad for his brain but he just replied "but it fucks me up so good...". That guy is such a breech baby.
The fluid that results from a pussy fart during a woman's period; it's like a bisque of menses and clots.
Queef Minestrone, it's a lot like Tomato Soup, but chunkier and is brewed inside a vagina.
A member of the muslim terrorist group ISIS that rapes other men as a power move to exert dominance; he will claim it is not about being gay, but that he is raping an infidel in the name of Allah.
I've been reading the news reports about all the ways those ISIS guys are torturing their victims, like anal rape because they're a bunch of Caliphaggot's.
The flakes of skin that line your underwear after a long day of scratching your sweaty ballbag.
I was loading the washing machine this morning and sneezed from all the swamp dust flying off my dirty boxers.
That first piss you take after having sex, that feels extra good compared to a regular piss. As you're bladder empties the last bit of left over climax pleasure leaves your perineum aching with delight as the joy finished draining out of your dick. Also, abbreviated as P-CP
Guy 1: Hey, I heard you moaning in the bathroom when you went to take a piss, what's up with that?
Guy 2: Yeah I had just got done taking the wife to pound town before you got here and didn't take time to piss before the game started.
Guy 1: Um... Ok... So, why the moaning?
Guy 2: P-CP.
Guy 1: P-CP?
Guy 2: Post-Coital Piss, it felt incredible, even made my taint quiver.
Guy 1: Matthews just scored on a 1-timer
Guy 2: Go Leafs...
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Fecal remnants. Either from pooping or a shart.
My mom busted me out for the buska streaks in my dirty underwear.
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