Sac Jack

To jerk only your sac when masturbating. Not the normal occassional tug on the sac, but pulling so hard that you nearly rip it off causing severe pain and swelling in the testicles. Usually done in conjunction with the bloody jack.

Your mom is hot, I think I'm going to sac jack to her and then beat the fuck out of her.

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BOK Center

A giant arena built in the middle of downtown Tulsa, next to the jail. It will be used for grandiose events such as the international bloody jack festival and profession wrestling (see flying blood wing).

Last night I took your mom to the bloody jack finals at the BOK Center. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

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Fudgesicle

When a girl gives you a blowjob after anal penetration (a fudgesicle may come in different flavors such as strawberry and vanilla)

Tina is on her period, so I am going over there to get a strawberry fudgesicle tonight.

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Panic Dump

Inadvertently shitting yourself due to fear and/or nervousness.

Before my bloody jack performance at the local pavilion I took a panic dump…then I beat the fuck out of your mom.

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cereal

A tasty breakfast treat. Goes good with milk or a yoohoo. Also tasty with a marinated steak tartar.

Your mother and I shared a yummy bowl of cereal.

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log ride

Fucking a chick with a frozen piece of shit approximately 10.72 inches long and 2.44 inches in diameter.

I gave your mom a log ride last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

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mellow yellow

When you're fucking a bitch who is so ugly that you can't get hard, so you pee in her.

see sour puss

I gave that ugly bitch a mellow yellow last night. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

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