sour puss

The act of urine soaking a skanky bitch’s hairy hatchet wound

See mellow yellow.

Your mom is a nasty bitch, so I gave her a sour puss. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

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flying blood wing

The act off diving off a wrestling ring turnbuckle, couch arm, refrigerator, water heater, air conditioner, washing machine, stove, entertainment center, small child’s shoulders, or motorcycle and smacking your opponent on the face with your bloody cunt. This move can only be performed one week out of the month.

Last night you mom gave me a flying blood wing…so I beat the fuck out of her.

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marinated steak tartar

Dipping your cock in a woman’s blood infested hooch and using the blood covering your cock as lubricant to ass fuck the hell out of her. Once ejaculation is complete, you force your cock into her mouth to cleanse it of the blood/shit /cum mixture.

Last night I served up a marinated steak tartar to your mom. Then I beat the fuck out of her.

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bloody jack

Jacking off so much that your penis starts to bleed. Although it is bleeding, you continue to jerk it and jerk it and jerk it until all of the skin comes off like a peeled banana. Usually done in front of a crowd.

It's Tuesday....time for my bloody jack show at the local pavillion. I hope this time I can get the blood and cum flowing at the same time!!!! mmmm I love the bloody jack....I am the bloody jack MASTER!!!!

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