doop

The audible sound of stupidity. See also d00p pood

"Jeb0r killed his teammate."
Jebor: "DOOP DOOP!"

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bust a grumpy

To have to go number 2.
To poop.
To make naughty water.

Brennen had to go bust a grumpy, becuase he'd tried to move and built up enough bodily waste to kill an elephant.

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robbing the cradle

Get them before the hair does.

Most of the 20 something guys that hit on the girls 15 and younger, because they're easy.

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whitey

A brownie made with white chocolate. :)

"this is a good brown... wait.. whitey?"

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blast a dookie

Much like explosive diahrea. It comes out very fast, but it is usually very large.

Brennen was in the bathroom for like 30 seconds blasing a dookie, but it reaked like a 400 lb gorrila of a man was in there for an hour.

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pood

An even dumber way than doop for the audible sound of stupidity.

When you see someone do something so incredibly stupid, that you can stare blankly in wonder for hours. That, my friend, is pood.

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QuakeCon

The largest LAN party.. ever. 2005 marked QuakeCons 10th annual celebration of everything gaming. It hosted up to 4000 computers, and plenty more people just showing up off the street. 2004 and 2005 were held at the Gaylord Resort in Grapevine, TX. Every year they get a bigger budget, and better swag (free stuff). If you get the chance, go, you won't be displeased. Also, bottles of Bawls are passed out like candy, and are used to supplement the 3 hours of sleep each night that the average person gets. QuakeCon is a celebration of all things gaming, but by tradition and name, is really a hail to FPS games, especially games in the Quake series.

You: "Hey boss, I need a week off of work so I can get 8 hours of sleep, and play 132 hours of games at QuakeCon. It's really important."

Boss: "BOOM HEADSHOT!"

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