Douchebaggery

Anything that can be construed as a yuppie/hipster/urban/suburban status symbol, i.e. Bluetooth headsets, Starbucks Coffee cups, SUVs, iPods, Sidekick, etc.

Can be used to mock ones self or others.

"Sorry, I have to don my douchebaggery." in reference to putting on a bluetooth headset.

"He can't hear you over his douchebaggery."

"That's right, sell that douchebaggery."

"His douchebaggery cost him $60k."

"His douchebaggery pro cost him $3k."

"That PTA mom is definitely flaunting her douchebaggery."

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