pooplight

When it is too dark to walk thru the yard because you can no longer see the dog shit

The delivery guy had to walk up the driveway and use the sidewalk, because it was after pooplight

Shit Stain

Someone who leaves a mark on your life you hope that no one else notices. You do your best to clean them up right away attempting to hide any odor, or prevent further markings. Later, you give them a good scrubbing, hoping they have not permanently stained the fabric of your existence

You thought she was all that, but after a little more time together, you were glad she only met a few of your friends, so hardly anyone saw the shit stain she left on you