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Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.
Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!
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The fear of your wallet falling out of your back pocket and into the toilet while lowering your pants to deficate.
My wallslipaphobia paralyzed me as I pictured fishing my wallet out of the toilet.