blokelore

A contraction of 'bloke folklore.' A term encompassing any persons, places or events collectively pertaining to blokey or laddish behaviour.

'The fact that Jack Nicholson allegedly ate an entire apple pie halfway through having a shag has passed into blokelore'

Spamish

The vernacular used by spammers when populating other people's blogs with pointless comments attempting to sell the spammer's unrelated product or service.

Usually evidently translated from a different language.

eg 'Your post great is! I consider the progenity related to the outcome. Penis enlargement tablets lol! :)'

Oh, i've got a new comment on the blog. Oh.....it's in Spamish.