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Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.

She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.

by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023


stuporstitious

1. A compound word derived from the words "stupor" & "superstition"
2. Intentionally infers superstitions are stupid.
3. i. Stupor - suspension or great diminution of sensibility; stupefaction.
3. ii. Superstition - Belief that there is an intrinsic link between luck & misfortune and insignificant things.

1. A black cat is supposedly "bad luck". This would be considered an idiotic thing to believe, hence stuporstitious.
2. Stepping on a crack will NOT break your mother's back, idiot.

by Reverend Moonshine March 22, 2023


scholasticide

destruction of a society's education system, often by destroying it with bombs, but also by other means.

The resolution noted that the Israel Defense Forces has committed scholasticide, destroying the majority of schools and all 12 university campuses in Gaza.

by Reverend Moonshine January 14, 2025