angry ladybug

When a female applies any kind of warming or cooling ointment to the body (tiger balm, icy hot, ben-gay, etc.) and then either fails or forgets to wash her hands thoroughly before masturbating. Thus, she creates a burning, tingling, or icy sensation on her lady-bits.

"Dude, does Alice look like she's walking funny to you?"

"I dunno, she was working out with her crush, she probably gave herself an angry ladybug right afterwords"

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