Cipollone

A portmanteau of the words shit and bologna which gained popularity following the "ridiculous" defensive strategy used by White House Counsel Pat Cipollone during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

"Hey Pat! Remember that time you took a shit on a piece of bread, covered it with a slice of bologna, and served it to my uncle Sam? "
"Of course I do! I told him it was a fried bologna sandwich with a brown butter sauce!!! Best Cipollone sandwich I ever made!"

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Pasquale’s Triangle

The place where Pasquale “Pat” Cipollone’s genitals used to be found. It is widely believed that the genitals went missing surrounding the events of December 10, 2018. The emasculated nature of Cipollone’s nether regions was confirmed during the impeachment trial of Donald J. Trump.

“Have you noticed how much of a dickless twat Pat Cipollone has been during the impeachment trial of the President? I guess what they say about Pasquale’s Triangle really is true.”

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