And that's how my parents met

An additive to a poorly-told or lame joke. It can be used in conjunction with, "and then I found five dollars," if the joke is particularly awful.

Joe: I was walking home when I twisted my ankle. It hurt a lot.
Neil: That sucks bro...
Joe: And that's how my parents met

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Revising Perfection

To be so awesome that people's views on what perfection is are altered and raised to your level of awesomeness.

Bill: Dude did you see that awesome band last night?
Fred: Yeah man they were Revising Perfection!

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U2ilize

To be rocked or tantalized by the musical stylings of U2

Bill: Did you see the U2 concert last night?
Fred: Yeah man I was totally U2ilized!

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Shanksty

Flimsy or sub-par

She is a shanksty driver.
He is a shanksty golfer.

U2elage

The act of being instructed through the musical power of U2

Bill: Did you see the U2 concert last night?
Fred: Yeah man I got some U2elage

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